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desejosextremos: Ah Simone! Minha esposa não pode nem desconfiar que temos um caso, ok? Assim, quando nos encontrarmos no condomínio, nos trate normalmente, como uma filha normal de nossos vizinhos. E para de ficar me mandando emails. Já sei que vc
5secondsofyourname: hemmoan: blowmikey: grumpyirwin: “And I don’t know. I thought we were using my bed.” - ASHTON DMED TO A FAN hey, um. Ashton. That’s kind of illegal. it’s ok guys there are no spelling mistakes we know it
O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar. - Filho, onde esteve hoje? - Na escola, pai. O robô dá um tapa no filho. - Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé! - Que DVD? - Toy Story. O robô
O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar. "Filho, onde esteve hoje?" "Na escola, pai." O robô dá um tapa no filho. "Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé!" "Que DVD?" "Toy Story." O robô
Fiquei magoada com um post que eu vi aqui na dash, falando que se cortar dói menos do que ler algumas críticas. OK, convenhamos que a crítica foi dura, mas no dia que se cortar resolver problemas, conselhos deixaram de existir e clínicas de psicólogos
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limoncellomusings: “Hi,” * “Um, sure,” * “Hmm … what?” * “I’m listening!” * “No,” * “I’m not smoking,” * “Nope, no wine today,” * “Ok, sure … yeah, uh-huh, bye.” endlslv: new meaning to “calling it in…”
Não pense nem por um segundo jamais que alguém poderia tomar o teu lugar pra mim, ok? É sério, não pense. Não pense porque não é verdade. Ninguém nunca vai nem chegar perto do que você é pra mim. Tem tanta gente no mundo, eu já conheci e
Que tal você fazer um mexer no meu tumblr e vim na ask me dizer oq acha? hem ? topa ? nao, Ok
strongbirdjay: ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
000jennyhoelzer000: the rich: you don’t need money to be happy! everyone else: ok, then pay more taxes. the rich: um… no the rich: we earned the money ourselves!! We should be allowed to keep it!the company that the rich guy was just the CEO/leader
tropiquatic: duxwontobey: 000jennyhoelzer000: the rich: you don’t need money to be happy! everyone else: ok, then pay more taxes. the rich: um… no the rich: we earned the money ourselves!! We should be allowed to keep it! the company that the
“Richard Spencer has controversial opinions!” Um, no. A controversial opinion is when I say I think The Phantom Menace is a great movie. “Ethnic Cleansing is amazing and Hitler was sorta OK” is not a controversial opinion. It is just plain
000jennyhoelzer000: the rich: you don’t need money to be happy! everyone else: ok, then pay more taxes. the rich: um… no
canweatleasttry: strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the
Ok. Já entendi
mysticfoxes: onlytimecanhealthesewounds: flaawed: horriblys: I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH OK what song is this^ Candour by Neck Deep^ um no it’s not??
strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
clarkwaters: annabellebanks: Good idea! Have you done anything fun while you’ve been away? Ha, and uh…no not quite. Um…its a long story but lets just say family emergency and…it just got ugly very, very, but VERY fast. Oh no, I’m so
plystation: boyssexyboys: Oi migoxxx, passando aqui só pra lembrar que temos um grupo no whatsapp e quem quiser sair um pouco do tédio e entrar no grupo é só deixar o número (com ddd) na ask ok? Relaxem que nenhum número vai ser publicado aqui.
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detroitson91: ayejiahchillout: naturallylivi: lovemystruggle: biohazerd: car-crashhearts: kidslutti-: His fucking face omg Yo this shit is back! When he stuck his thumb up 😩😩 My guy Is better than me no way this video would have continued
schandbringer: larrydraws: ok but what if: Megatron asking Rung if he’d like a threesome with Froid and the lil dude goes: “!!!Absolutely no!!!1… um, maybe?.. You dont mind?” Our march into the depths of robot hell continues and what can
wrulfy replied to your post: wrulfy replied to your post: wrulfy replied to… youtube.com/watch?v… ……ok….um….no
ladypetunia: so i was watching episode 18 and um r u jaFAR…. meguca masrur no r u gais ok
bard-core: cyberpunkjedi: uh ok so some asshole is going through the #personal tag and reblogging shit from there to a blog called fuckyeahreadmores um no UM OKAY NO SIGNAL BOOST THIS
thebigblackwolfe: yourpanicpixienightmare: powerdrain: sushinfood: I went from “this is a frustrating waste of toothpaste” to silently staring, wide-eyed and slightly frightened. um ok WHAT
helioscentrifuge: theeverfreeforest: UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A
suchsmallhand–s: attentionsailor: mysticfoxes: onlytimecanhealthesewounds: flaawed: horriblys: I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH OK what song is this^ Candour by Neck Deep^ um no it’s not?? It’s A Part of Me by Neck Deep —
papajohnpizzas: moosers: sinonyx: moosers: moosers: hi yeah id like a medium cheese with some uh. garlic knots. uhhhh yeah do you have the um. the cheese crust? stuffed crust? no yeah i want that if you have it. thanks. ok ill see you soon hey
wildembers: viewtifulcrow: washed—up: rubee: what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care ok um im 90% sure his arm is under the cat..but thats just me no he’s putting his arm through the cat because cats
cartas-inacabadas: Gosto de pessoas que sejam cheirosas, mas que tenham um cabelo totalmente bagunçado, apenas para eu bagunçá-lo ainda mais. Gosto de pessoas engraçadas, que saibam ser idiotas, mesmo que no final, eu sempre acabe ficando brava por
zippo077: “Ok Cindy, now I’ve helped with your knot tying practice for girl scouts, and I see you’re really good at this, but its time to untie me…Um, what are you doing with that cloth? No! Don’t you dare! MMPPPPH!”
zippo077: Ok kids, you’ve got me tied up really good, and I can’t get out…you win. So please untie me…”“Um, kids?”“What are doing with that roll of tape? No! Don’t you dare….MMMPPHHH!”
Ok mas pra me dar unfollow primeiro você tem que escrever uma redação de no mínimo 1000 palavras explicando o porquê de sair da minha vida, preencher um formulário, pegar uma senha, entrar na fila, achar o raio perdido antes do Percy, destruir
Uma pessoa triste é evitada. Não cabe no mundo da propaganda dos cremes dentais, dos pagodes, dos carnavais. Tristeza parece praga, lepra, doença contagiosa, um estacionamento proibido. Ok, tristeza não faz realmente bem pra saúde, mas a introspecção
boyssexyboys: Oi migoxxx, passando aqui só pra lembrar que temos um grupo no whatsapp e quem quiser sair um pouco do tédio e entrar no grupo é só deixar o número (com ddd) na ask ok? Relaxem que nenhum número vai ser publicado aqui. P.S: Desculpa
moremetalthanyourmom: thefrontbuttons: mysticfoxes: onlytimecanhealthesewounds: flaawed: horriblys: I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH OK what song is this^ Candour by Neck Deep^ um no it’s not?? A PART OF ME // NECK DEEP Wow people.
prettypennytraining: No, no… it’s ok… I’ve got this… let’s see, if I just kind of twist this way, and then squirm or wriggle a little that way… I should… um… hmmm… Maybe a little help would be ok. Yes, even that kind of help, if
"vc ta fumando?" "claro q não mãe" "mas e essa fumaça?" "ok mãe, vou confessar... SOU UM TREM"
"Manda um beijo para o fulano""OK, pode deixar" E até hoje eu não mandei
É difícil encontrar um amigo que é 95% lindo, 96% talentoso, 97% engraçado, 98% amoroso, 99% inteligente e 100% carinhoso. Então, não me perca, ok?
So the cops randomly knocked on me & my boyfriends apartment door. Chris answered…. Cops: “you left your keys in the door”. Chris: oh thank you!!! Cops: no problem! You on probation?“ C: um no…. Cops: ok, have a nice